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The Drunk in Bar explains to a depressed and drunk Gary about dicks, assholes and pussies. When Gary tells him he hurt people and that he's a dick, the Drunk in Bar reassures him by claiming that being a dick isn't so bad. He explains how dicks can fuck pussies and assholes, but assholes can't be fucked by pussies. He goes onto say that if there weren't any dicks in the world then everything would get covered in shit.